Santa’s location finally confirmed

After years of imaging the Moon, with no strange phenomena observed (no UFOs, no strange alien structures and no giant messages found on the lunar surface), I’ve finally found something interesting in one of my recent shots: the true location of Santa Claus!!!

It seems that he is well adapted to the cold weather near crater Posidonius. So well adapted that he doesn’t even wear shoes! Just enjoying the live-show that humanity presents to him, and wondering “When will earthlings come back here and save me the trip to that hot blue ball of theirs?”

Merry Christmas!